Day 289

In the last two weeks alone I’ve received the following bits of advice from friends.

1. Adopt a baby

2. Buy a franchise

3. Cash out your 403B/401K

4. Coach SoulCycle

5. Date the actor whose agent keeps calling and DMing me

6. Date their cousin Ari

7. Eat meat (I've been a vegetarian for the duration of my adulthood.)

8. File bankruptcy so you don’t have to pay any more of Constance’s medical bills

9. Foster to adopt a child or siblings

10. Get a dog

11. Get a new job in a new field (YouTuber, ABA therapist, airline steward, grief counselor, sales person, etc. have been suggested)

12. Give the keys to my former family home back to the bank to sell it in exchange for forfeiting any potential equity in a sale

13. Go back to school for my PhD

14. Go to concerts

15. Have a baby

16. Learn a new language

17. Listen to more music

18. Make money doing paid posts on social

19. Meditate/Go on a silent meditation retreat

20. Move in with them so they can take care of me

21. Move in with my dad (in England)

22. Move to a tropical location and become a waiter/bartender/activities director/entertainer/etc.

23. Publish my blog

24. Relocate to a new state

25. Run for office

26. RV across the country

27. Start smoking pot

28. Start a podcast

29. Stop drinking alcohol

30. Teach yoga

31. Travel the world

32. Write a book

I love that you all care. Keep them coming. You can comment below or DM me on social. Just as an FYI, I rarely check my Facebook messages because I have 5,000 friends and they all seem to want to get me to join their direct marketing company.

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